The Sweet Bosom of the Slavic Succubus by genggiyen-ejen, literature
Literature
The Sweet Bosom of the Slavic Succubus
In the fields of Eastern Europe lay a curious bloom, It is coloured purple like a mystical fume; Its smell is as rapturous as the virgin womb, However, if you breathe too deeply you shall be trapped in a tomb and be doomed. The touch of the Slav-woman’s hand feels better than a poppy’s sweet kiss of smoke, And like the poppy too much will make you choke, “As addicting as a needle’s tease, is that not what you please?” “she makes time flow with ease, not only a fragile tease”, “she makes you tense on your knees, more pleasurable than the sailing of seven seas”. The flowers of Slavia are each a succubus, nothing more than can be accurately discussed. They drain the life from the youth of man thus, ‘til nothing more is left than a husk’. They grow such holy seed after dusk. Perverting it into a most toxic weed, all after they finish satisfying your needs. But none can ever this warning heed, the flower’s bosom makes men corrupt with greed.. ~sarvari
My second poem in Moksha by genggiyen-ejen, literature
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My second poem in Moksha
Вишке
Вишке рахама (Loud laughter)
Вишке модамарь (Lots of potatoes)
Вишке варма (Strong wind)
Вишке ярхцамбель (Multiple dishes of various foods)
Архт ди ватт, кода козя, (Come and see, how bountiful)
Мо
The Meaning of May by ForeverEvanescent, literature
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The Meaning of May
The Meaning of May
May is such a wonderful month, but why is it so?
Is it because it’s the border between spring and summer?
Is it because the warm weather is finally coming back?
Is it because the leaves and plants are starting to bloom again?
HELL NO!
It’s because college is almost over, and you can go back to doing what you love.
Who cares about nature when you have more time for video games?
Death Wears a Hoodie, Shorts, and Slippers by Agent36496, literature
Literature
Death Wears a Hoodie, Shorts, and Slippers
He is unique as a snowflake
He is all bones
But he could be a best friend
He has a habit of telling puns
He always bares his teeth in his smiles
Even on the few occasions of being serious
He can drive you wild
And always be a source of fun
He will watch you to the end,
Assure that you are never alone
Though never inform you of your mistakes
Mistake him never for his demeanour
Or for his image
Think not that he forgives
For if you kill, he will know
And if you kill his brother, he will say,
"Get dunked on!"
I’m your consult, Mrs. Darley,
My name is Dr. Divotton.
I see you checked off Rhinoplasty on the form,
So you would be interested in a nose reshaping surgery?
Well, we always first check to make sure that
The patient is ready for a major life-altering surgery.
So have you thought about the consequences of
Having a different face? You have 10 seconds.
9…8…7…6…that’s about 10.
So, first we would like to reduce your nose,
All the way down to here. I have to ask,
Do you really want to have a nose?
I mean, it’s this big awkward lump in the middle of your face.
I’m gonna put you down fo
What say you,
oh conscious fool,
happily on your way?
Through the busy streets,
filled with liars and cheats,
many of which will say:
"Look at that fool,
who acts like a tool,
why won't he just go away?
He dances around,
stomping the ground,
I propose that we make him pay.
A tax one cried,
a bill one replied,
finally the fool will pay.
For bringing to light,
our misery and plight,
we trudge through everyday."
"That fool acts so happy,
while our days are crappy,
why shouldn't he have to pay?"
Here, here said the liars,
Here here said the cheats,
and a bill was passed that day.
They humbled and grumbled,
they bickered and snickered,
ea
The Picky Parrot - Limerick by ShimmeringDewdrops, literature
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The Picky Parrot - Limerick
There once was a principled pirate
Who just couldn't stay on his diet
So he got a pet parrot
For each meal to share with
But though he offered; the bird rarely tried it
The Ambitious Seal - Limerick by ShimmeringDewdrops, literature
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The Ambitious Seal - Limerick
There once was an ambitious seal
Who wished that he could take the wheel
But with his flippers clumsy and short
He couldn't get it to work
What were they thinking when they made the automobile!?
The Competitive Flamingo - Limerick by ShimmeringDewdrops, literature
Literature
The Competitive Flamingo - Limerick
There was a competitive flamingo
Who spent Summer days playing bingo
Whenever strangers would pass
He'd challenge them to a match
He was a bit of a blow-hard when he'd win though
Creatures Proposal - Pun Poem by ShimmeringDewdrops, literature
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Creatures Proposal - Pun Poem
If I said I didn't CARIBOU you
Then I'd be a LION
'Cause I'm so happy you're HARE with me
That HYENA gonna leave you once you're mine
WARTHOG you I'd be lost
LIZARD you I'd be nothing
OSTRICH your arms out towards me
ANTELOPE with me, my darling
I could never want any OTTER
So let's do it, we might GAZELLE
There's KOALA places we could go
CAMEL way with me if you dare!
Let's be a PARROT hearts — inseparable
And AARDVARK on this adventure
LEOPARD of me is a part of you
So it's only right we should go together
DINGO and leave me crying
Look me in the eyes and say you MONKEY
And beneath the full of BABOON
We will not say our vows light